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BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving
Things I’ve Said to My Children, a series of visuals that illustrate some of the absurd things that father and illustrator Nathan Ripperger has found himself having to say to his children.
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
I just had to post this, I frickin adore it.
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